The air around the hotel smells like a sewage treatment plant.
The hotel "doesn't do robes."
The sheets and blankets had stains.
The listing said there was an indoor pool, but no, only open in summer.
I put the "please make up room" (turndown, towels, etc) sign on the door for 2 days straight. Staff did not do it, despite there being almost no other guests. I asked the front desk to have someone do turndown, because I want to come back to a bed made and new towels. That's not insane to expect at a hotel, right? Housekeeper came up while we were there, said nothing when I greeted her, grabbed 1/3 trash can, 1 towel, and left.
Really terrible service.
I booked this vacation because I wanted to be pampered for a bit. You know, have someone else make my bed, hang out in robes, swim, stuff like that.
Nope. Not here.