Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Cosy
Decadent
Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar
Interior

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Gym

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Beaconsfield

Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. .This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 7.9 km
  • Windsor Castle - 19 min drive - 22.0 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 21 min drive - 23.6 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • GAIL's Bakery
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water.
Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a fitness center. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 3 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM for a fee.
Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.
Cooked-to-order breakfasts are available for a surcharge on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Bear by Carlo Scotto - Onsite restaurant. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property; all guests 18 and older are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 271 out of 571 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 138 out of 571 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 69 out of 571 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 55 out of 571 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 38 out of 571 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

stuart

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Cassandra

Liked: Staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lisa

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We had a wonderful stay! The staff were particularly welcoming and friendly.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Caroline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Snug room review

The room is super stylish and comfortable. Amazing value for the price! The staff have been amazing and everything has been so easy and smooth. Our room is by the main road so it is a little noisy, also there’s lots of dust on the window shutters. I didn’t know that the toilet/shower room is not a separate room to the bedroom and is only sectioned off with a curtain. It’s still great value for the price and I’d happily come back again!
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

4/10 Poor

chris

Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

D

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Our stay was awful, originally booked for 2 nights . We were so uncomfortable we had to check out a day early. The room was very dark and dirty, there was dust on top of the bed and a glass water mark, which shows no cleaning was done. Its also a maze to find the hotel and our room was miles away. This is a scam ,the other crazy bear is an actual hotel, this needs to close. It's a total mis sell, ridiculous prices for a dirty hotel. Ruin my anniversary weekend 😪 I tried to surprise my wife I was so ashamed.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Kevin

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Hardeep

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Karen

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ray

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
A friendly and efficient check in and out. It’s certainly a characterful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Lori

Liked: Staff & service, room comfort
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
The staff were great and helpful unfortunately little disappointed with the condition of the hotel needs some attention many parts looking old and worn. Enjoyed the stay.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Leanne

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Quirky hotel, beautiful bedrooms and lovely bar area. Thai restaurant was fantastic.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Samantha

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Martin

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
From the moment we got to the crazy Bear Hotel, all of the stuff was incredibly helpful, polite and friendly
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Matt

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Rosemary

Convenient
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

John

Travelled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The floor in the room was very dirty. The mattress had hairs (from previous
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Praiwan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room is amazing comfortable clean woll recommended but breakfast need to improve as take so long i have to wait 45 minutes. In the restaurants only 3 customers including myself order toast got toast but no butter? Asking for a cup of hot water got normal water. Will not recommended fot breakfast staff need to be more professional as talking and laughing too lound.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Dajean

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ben

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Tasoulla

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
The room was true if it's discription 'snug', we got by. Staff were very friendly and helpful.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Pool out of action

Great rooms BUT pool was not operational
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025