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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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A luxurious interior with ornate chandeliers, plush seating, and a grand staircase.
Bar (on property)
Bar (on property)
Decadent
Interior

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪34 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

7.2 out of 10
Good
(10 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Snug

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(16 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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About the area

Beaconsfield

Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. .This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 1.4 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 24 min drive - 24.2 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 26 min drive - 25.9 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Subway - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The Chiltern - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water.
Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a fitness center. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 2 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM for a fee.
Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.
Cooked-to-order breakfasts are available for a surcharge on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out available

Late check-out subject to availability

A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours

This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property; all guests 18 and older are welcome

Rollaway/extra beds are not available

Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 325 out of 683 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 152 out of 683 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 89 out of 683 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 67 out of 683 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 50 out of 683 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

8/10 Good

Michael

Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026

6/10 Okay

Gill

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room was extremely dark, not great lighting at all. The room was very small, it was a snug room, but goodness it was tiny!my husband couldn’t even walk around the bed as the ceiling was slanted. Exposed wiring in the bathroom. Definitely didn’t live up to all the hype.
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026

10/10 Excellent

James

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026

4/10 Poor

lloyd

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Julia

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing experience. This is our go to hotel. This time we had some issues with the door to our room but the staff were amazing and managed to fix it for us. It was amazing!
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Charley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed. Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too Highly recommend thank you!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

4/10 Poor

Marcy

Travelled with family
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
Staff was very nice. Hotel looks like a bordello with plush velvet walls including the bathroom ceiling! We had a leak so we were in two different rooms. Both VERY dark. Not enough lighting to put on make up. I am 5.5 and could not see in bathroom mirrors. Mounted too high.
Stayed 6 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Mark

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Jake

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Great staff and clean rooms
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

4/10 Poor

Atiyyah

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

douglas and Alison

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Ziya

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

6/10 Okay

Jade

Travelled with partner
We thought the room was lovely at first, but upon close inspection it wasnt cleaned very well. Cobwebs above the toilet, sust, cobwebs in shower room left side on the mirror. Could do with a good spring clean. The r iself was nice but the noise of guests coming in and out to smoke was so distracting. One guest even knocked on our door and run away. The smell of cigarettes was heavily smelt throughout the hallways and this come in under our door so was not pleasant at all. I did complain to reception, the friendly man did offer us room 19 but that was literally opposite our room, so the smell of cigarettes and the noise would have been the same, plus room 19 had no working TV. Therefore the best we could was stay in room 18. We did call for room service on Saturday evening but no one answered the phone.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Victoria

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
This is a uniquely beautiful hotel. The staff, rooms and restaurants are all fantastic. We only had one issue and that was the water never got hot in Bath or shower room, it was only tepid warm- but we put that down to age of the building and amount of rooms probably using facilities at the same time. It did not dampen our stay and as forgot to mention it to reception they didn’t have the ability to fix the problem. I would definitly recommend this hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Abby

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

ray

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alison

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

8/10 Good

Amelia

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lavish and perfect service or tho it was cold on arrival and bedroom shower and room itself was freezing. They sent maintenance to fix and gave us two heaters. Food was excellent but facilities need better advertisement. Outside pool in January should be noted as heated to stop from freezing over. Not actually usable unless you entend on doing lengths. Over all experience was great. Needs some improvement but we would definitely stay again due to good food, drinks and service.
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2026

2/10 Terrible

Claire

Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Jennifer

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

4/10 Poor

Ahmet

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aastha

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adam, Simi Valley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Sonnie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025