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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar
Decadent
Interior

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪28 min drive‬

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About the area

Beaconsfield

Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. .This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 21.3 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 19 min drive - 22.9 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Cape - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Giggling Squid - Beaconsfield - ‬3 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water.
Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a fitness center. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 2 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM for a fee.
Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.
Cooked-to-order breakfasts are available for a surcharge on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property; all guests 18 and older are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 317 out of 665 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 147 out of 665 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 86 out of 665 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 66 out of 665 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 49 out of 665 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Ahmet

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aastha

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adam, Simi Valley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Sonnie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Kylie

The hotel is very neglected. We had a broken light switch and tv fob to make the tv go up and down. The floor was filthy and had not been cleaned at all. You could not walk around barefoot. This does not by any means feel like a 5 star hotel
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Tracey

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Bobby

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Bobby

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

6/10 Okay

Gary

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
The staff were lovely, Checkin and out were also perfect. I had a few issues in the room, i.e Shower curtain came of it's railings, TV Powered on but couldn't connect to the channels. Very special interior design, not to my liking as very dark but also very comfortable.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

4/10 Poor

Rachel

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Karl

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Karl

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Wonderful hotel friendly staff and the Thai food in the restaurant was excellent. I booked to stay another evening.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Once again the amazing front of house ladies were brilliant! Thank you Annabelle and Chloe as always 🙂
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

6/10 Okay

emma

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

6/10 Okay

Lee

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Staff were amazing Room was a bit to dark We didn’t like our food in the English restaurant! The chips were really over done And the steak was over powered with to much peppercorn sauce

10/10 Excellent

Holly

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

6/10 Okay

Louise

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Rooms look a bit dated now Noise from other guests was so loud
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julia

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Michelle

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Amenities
The room was fair value for money but very noisy music from the bar and lots of banging noises all evening til about 1am and again heard banging from about 5am..it was a Wednesday. Staff helpful. Pool not warm and cant be used after dusk.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025

2/10 Terrible

Luke

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness
We booked to stay at this hotel purely for the experience and bath at the end of the bed ect so we arrived at the hotel to be told we don’t have one of these rooms and that we’re on a third floor with a en-suite which you struggle to turn around in has no door on it and is just not suitable for a adult. The room you bang in to one another moving around in there that’s honestly how cramped it is and your door locked internally don’t mean it’s locked we had some one walk in our room at around 2am or gone which petrified my wife and the reception staff were not interested in any of these issues. The only good bit is the bar area in my opinion bar staff friendly but the place felt like it was undergoing some sort of renovation it just didn’t feel finished in spots pool area mainly the money you spend at this place it is no where near worth the money I’m definitely not going to be a returning customer we had a hotel the week before that was amazing for half the money and all staff were amazing. I’m honestly shocked they’ve not refunded me or offered any kind of apology for what we went through. Luke
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

alexander

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025