2/10 Terrible
Nelson
11 Jan 2026
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Nelson
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Entire chalet
Birds House, Puerto San Jose
2.0 star property
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Reviews
2.02.0 out of 10
Entire chalet
2 bedroomsSleeps 10850 sq m
Popular amenities
- Pool
- Pet-friendly
- Air-conditioning
Explore the area
lote 12 Zona 0 la barrita, 12, Puerto San Jose, Escuintla, 05009
- Puerto San Jose BeachPlace, Puerto San Jose Beach41 min drive
- AquamagicPlace, Aquamagic41 min drive
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About the area
Puerto San Jose
With a stay at this chalet in Puerto San Jose, you'll be 7.9 mi (12.7 km) from Puerto San Jose Beach and 8.5 mi (13.7 km) from Aquamagic. .This chalet is 17.2 mi (27.7 km) from Chiquimulilla Canal and 27.3 mi (43.9 km) from Museo Regional de Arqueología.
What's nearby
- Puerto San Jose Beach - 41 min drive - 17.5 km
- Aquamagic - 41 min drive - 17.5 km
Getting around
- La Aurora Intl. Airport (GUA) - 164 min drive
Restaurants
- Nautilus - 19 min drive
- Restaurante El Ancla - O - 15 min drive
- Mayan - 18 min drive
- happy inn - 19 min drive
- Pa' Picados - 13 min drive
About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Birds House, Puerto San Jose
This chalet offers 2 accommodations with air conditioning.
Recreational amenities at the chalet include an outdoor pool.
Make yourself at home in one of the 2 air-conditioned guestrooms.
Property amenities
Pool/Spa
- Outdoor pool
Parking and transport
- Onsite parking options include a garage
Bedrooms
- 2 bedrooms
Comfort
- Air conditioning
Pets
- Pet friendly
- Welcoming cats and dogs only
- Pets stay free
- One-time cleaning fee: GTQ 100
Suitability/Accessibility
- No lift
Safety features
- Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
- Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)
General
- 2 units
Policies
Check-in
Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 15
Check-out
Check-out before noon
Special check-in instructions
There is no front desk at this property
Guests must contact the property in advance for check-in instructions; your host will greet you
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property at least 48 hours before arrival using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Access methods
Host will greet you
Pets
Pets stay free
Welcoming dogs and cats only
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Important information
Fees
You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:
- Cash Breakage deposit: GTQ 500 per stay
We have included all charges provided to us by the property.
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property only accepts cash
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
We should mention
This property does not have elevators
Property is also known as
Birds House Puerto San Jose
Birds House, Puerto San Jose Chalet
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Birds House, Puerto San Jose Reviews
Reviews
2.0
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Cleanliness
2.0/10
Amenities
2.0/10
Property conditions & facilities
Reviews
2/10 Terrible
Jesika Lee, Saint Petersburg
Travelled with family and small children
18 Aug 2025
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
There is not a positive about this property. It is in a very scary area. Not in a neighborhood or residénciale. There was no host communication until we reached out. The man who is point of contact from Expedia, Giro, says the right man is David, who leaves you with MarieLou. Toilets and plumbing are backed up, had to walk four blocks to a restaurant to use the bathrooms. There is no beach access- there is a field of trash to walk through to get to the unsafe beach where we found syringes with needles and endless landfill trash.
The house is full of beer cans and beer bottles. Found three quetzalteca bottles and lids in the defunct pool. There are also broken beds and dirty rooms awaiting. We tried to contact multiple times and were told she is only the housekeeper and this is as good as it ever gets.
Jesika Lee
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025