Hot garbage! Is this the worst chain hotel location in America? You can look forward to moldy bathroom grout, dozens of meth pipe burns melted into the toilet seat and bath tub. Filthy towels re-folded and displayed. Stained sheets, dirty pillows, holes punched in the wall. Creepy men lurking outside start yelling in the parking lot around 2am.
If you’re considering staying here, take my advice. Go to the nearest truck-stop mens room stall. Take out fifty in cash, light it on fire and throw it on the floor. Lay down in the ashes and curl up next to the toilet for a good night sleep. When you wake up, you’ll be cleaner, more rested and still have fifty bucks more in your pocket than if you stay at this trash hotel.
Safe travels out there!