{"id":35725,"date":"2014-11-27T07:00:59","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T07:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lastminute.com.au\/blog\/?p=35725"},"modified":"2018-05-14T07:50:43","modified_gmt":"2018-05-13T21:50:43","slug":"bonjour-6-montreal-must-dos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lastminute.com.au\/vc\/blog\/bonjour-6-montreal-must-dos\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonjour! 6 Montreal must-dos"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bonjour, hi! And come with me to Montreal<\/a> for a few minutes.We\u2019re going to escape the Big Apple for a moment, (more on that to come later \ud83d\ude09 ) and fly to Montreal<\/a> in a tiny Delta Airlines<\/a> plane out of JFK. You\u2019ll have to bend your head to board and do an awkward shuffle down the aisle. You’ll clench your eyes shut during take off. Feel every updraft, every down gust. The alternative is catching the train for 12 hours, so trust me it\u2019s worth putting up with the turbulence and tummy flips. \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n

\"Montreal<\/a>

Wassup!<\/p><\/div>\n

45 minutes later, you\u2019ll see green out the window. You’ll notice the hills, the winding rivers, mountains in the back. This is Montreal<\/a> – French Canada. So start practicing your “merci”s and “parlez-vous”s, zis is going to be le awesome!<\/p>\n

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Here are six things you MUST DO while you\u2019re here<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1. Party with poutine<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\u201cAs soon as I get to Montreal, I\u2019m walking straight off the plane and buying some poutine,\u201d<\/em> says Mr LML.
\nThe poutine dream is, apart from being a heart attack in a bowl, probably the best drunk food ever. It\u2019s a plate of hot chips and cheese curd covered in gravy, and best eaten on a starving stomach.<\/p>\n

\"Poutineville\"<\/a>

Clearly Mr LML is excited<\/p><\/div>\n

You\u2019ll find a delicious assortment (yeah, there\u2019s different kinds) at Poutineville<\/a>, a restaurant dedicated to this famous Canadian meal. From the Montrealer with smoked meat, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, au gratin, and a deep-fried pickle, to the Fire Breather with hot peppers, spicy poutine sauce, cheese, and chicken wings. This place also offers diners a Heart Attack, which is the biggest poutine dish in Montreal. Think two kilos of chicken, bacon, hotdogs, minced beef, ham, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, mushrooms, cheese curds, mozzarella, and poutine sauce.<\/p>\n

2. Schwartz’s smoked meat, s’il vous plait:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Montreal is famous for smoked meat and big pickles. And Schwartz\u2019s Deli is the place to go to get all up in that.\u00a0Not one for vegetarians, you\u2019ll walk up to this place via a pile of carcasses smoking in the window.<\/p>\n

\"Schwartz's<\/a>

Mmm, smoked carcass<\/p><\/div>\n

The dish everyone\u2019s here for is the famous smoked meat sandwich with fries on the side. And look, no-one needs that much meat in a sandwich, but hey, it\u2019s damn delicious.<\/p>\n

\"Schwatrz's<\/a>

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Hot tip: be prepared to wait in line to get a seat, this place is hella popular. But they smash through the people, so you won’t wait long.<\/p>\n

3. Have a Mt Royal picnic with une baguette!<\/strong><\/h3>\n

All this French talk means you\u2019ll have to arrange a wine and cheese picnic at some stage – it\u2019s the French thing. Slap in the middle of downtown Montreal<\/a> is Mt Royal, a Twilight-esque (yes, the movie) fairy garden complete with pesky squirrels and gorgeous old trees.<\/p>\n

\"Mt<\/a>

I know Edward and Bella are around here somewhere<\/p><\/div>\n

We pick up an assortment of picnic goods including berries, p\u00e2t\u00e9 and cheese from a IGA and sloth around here for the afternoon.<\/p>\n

\"Picnic<\/a>

Le banquet<\/p><\/div>\n

And when you\u2019ve stuffed yourself beyond belief, siesta on the grass while squirrels ambush your food as you start to nod off.<\/p>\n

\"Nap<\/a>

Can’t talk – sleeping<\/p><\/div>\n

Once you\u2019ve recovered, check out the view of the city from the top of Mt Royal. It\u2019s free – FREE. You don\u2019t get that much \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\"Montreal\"<\/a>\n

4. Crescent Street cocktails<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Crescent Street is the Cavil Ave of Montreal. So which bar to choose? We head to Thursday\u2019s Bar<\/a>, a stylish, electronic-music-pumping cocktail bar. If it\u2019s a giant cocktail you want, then get yourself here. This thing is literally as big as my head.<\/p>\n

\"Thursday's<\/a>

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If you like gin, order the Bombay Jakarta. Complete with pepper and a cucumber stirrer, it\u2019s like an entree and drink in one. Salut!<\/p>\n

5. Hire une biciclette<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Montreal, thankfully, has a way less scary traffic situation than New York. Riding bikes here is en vogue and similarly to NYC, you can rent bikes from stations in 30-minute rental windows. Just swipe your cc and you\u2019ll pay around CAD$14 dollars per 24 hours and have 30 minutes to get from one station to another. If you don\u2019t return your bike within 30 minutes, there’s a small charge.<\/p>\n

\"Montreal<\/a>

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Plus you\u2019ll work off all the poutine and see some rad street art. If that\u2019s not winning, then I don\u2019t know what is.<\/p>\n\"Renting<\/a>\n

6. See the sloth at the Biodome<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here\u2019s a hot tip: when in Montreal, don\u2019t underestimate the power of an Australian accent to confuse taxi drivers. Pronounce this as \u201cBee-o-dome\u201d instead of \u201cBye-o-dome\u201d and you\u2019ll be sweet. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\"Montreal<\/a>

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The Biodome is about a CAD$27 taxi ride from downtown, and it\u2019ll cost you CAD$18 for a day pass. It\u2019s a super-modern, giant climate simulator, with four different habitats inside. There\u2019s a tropical and North-American forest, an Arctic and an estuary, all imitating North-American eco-systems.
\nBut, by far the best thing is the two sloths. Real life sloths- OMG!<\/p>\n

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A sloth! An actual moving beautiful sloth. I died.<\/a><\/p>\n

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